The lap of luxury

Ah, wouldn't it be nice to kick back, relax, and be waited on paw and tail? It would be so nice to sip on filtered water all day long, nap whenever I want to, and have cooks cater to my every taste. I would love it if people would scratch my back whenever I wanted. It would be so nice to not have to clean up after myself, and have someone else do it for me. Oh wait a minute... I do have that life. Where are my people, I need to have my back scratched.