Kitikata-san's Blog

I am a girl cat in Nashville.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

When will this end?

conehead - no way!

I showed them! Not only having to go to the vet over and over again, which was bad enough, the vet put a conehead on me! A conehead! Yikes! I did not like that at all. I showed them. For 5 hours straight, I took that cone everywhere in the house. I pushed over glasses, pushed my water, wanted food but could not eat it, and push that bowl around too! I ran head on into walls and furniture. I hate the conehead! I HATE IT! Ah, finally, after 5 hours, they took that dang thing off. Phew! I got to eat again and drink again! Never again will I have a cone head!

sailor life ring - maybe ok

But then, the next day, they put this sailor life ring around my neck. Sheesh! When will I catch a break! I mean, I can't lick and chew on my tail anymore. NO FUN! I want to chew on my tail! It is my tail and I think I should be able to chew on it. Someone, could you please get this blow up blue ring off my neck please!


Monday, August 15, 2011

So Embarrassing

I can't believe this happened. It all went wrong. The she human came home and I was all ready for dinner! Oh, I was so excited! Then she picked me up and shoved me into that blue box, and she said vet time, I told you for days. Whatever, she didn't speak cat, so how was I supposed to know. Oh, that blue box is never good for me. Then she picked me up and took me to this unbelievable hot and sunny room she calls a car. I was a little upset, but at least the sun was nice. I kept on trying to say things to her, to let me out, to take me home, and she would not listen. Then, we went into that vet place where a woofie ran up to me while barking. Oh, I was so scared, I peed my fur. Oh the indignity of it all. I had pee all on my butt, tail and paws. Not the best day I have ever had.